Hell No: Penis Pants

Why would anyone think that wearing pants with a protruding penis is tres chic?

Photo from here.

Honestly...

If I were the  model, I'd request a bigger headpiece--bigger than myself so that no one will know it's me sashaying those hideous pants on the runway.  Sometimes, I really feel sad for these models.  It is not easy.  Really.

I wonder what Isabel Mastache will create next?  Vagina skirts???